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AVFCAndy- 05-15-2008
Young boy and American ranch owner
A young boy walks up to an American ranch owner and says, "Gee mister, I noticed you have a small pond on your land, do you mind if I fish in it?" Ranch owner says, "Ha Ha Ha, there are no fish in the little pond, but sure, go ahead and fish in it" A few hours later the boy returns with a huge load of fish and give the ranch owner some of them. The ranch owner is shocked and lost for words. Next day, the young boy returns and walks up to an American ranch owner and says, "Gee mister, I noticed you have a Buttercups on your land, do you mind if I make some butter from them?" Ranch owner says, "Ha Ha Ha, you can't make butter from buttercups, but sure, go ahead and try it" A few hours later the boy returns with a huge load of butter and give the ranch owner some of them. The ranch owner is shocked and lost for words again. Next day, the young boy returns and walks up to an American ranch owner and says, "Gee mister, I noticed you have a some Pussy Willows on your land..." Ranch owner says, "Hang on son, I'll just get my jacket..."


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