welshman
welshman walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm,his misses is in bed.He says"This is the pig i have to shag when you've got a headache".His misses says"Thats not a pig it's a sheep you twat".He replies"Who said i was talking to you....?" :wink:

Rubbish that was. Might not bother with tickets. Bloody Welsh man sheep joke,come on. Let you off as its your first attempt.

What a shit joke :D