techno watch
A guy walks into a pub....looks around and see's a hot chick sat by herself at the bar.... He sits down next to her...looks at her and smiles....she smiles back...he introduces himself and says.. "my name is Dave, and I have this super techno watch" "really" says the the hot chick "whats so special about your watch?" "Well" he says " My watch communicates with me through nerve impulses,and tells me everything. for example.....Your name is Carol, your 28 and single." "Wow says Carol..."thats correct" "Also, your a nurse and not wearing any panties" says Dave "Ha" says Carol..."I am a nurse, but I am wearing panties....so much for your high tech watch".....says Carol Dave taps his watch ...." Fuck...all this money and its an hour fast"
A guy walks into a pub....looks around and see's a hot chick sat by herself at the bar.... He sits down next to her...looks at her and smiles....she smiles back...he introduces himself and says.. "my name is Dave, and I have this super techno watch" "really" says the the hot chick "whats so special about your watch?" "Well" he says " My watch communicates with me through nerve impulses,and tells me everything. for example.....Your name is Carol, your 28 and single." "Wow says Carol..."thats correct" "Also, your a nurse and not wearing any panties" says Dave "Ha" says Carol..."I am a nurse, but I am wearing panties....so much for your high tech watch".....says Carol Dave taps his watch ...." Fuck...all this money and its an hour fast"