scouser birth control
A scouser goes to the doctor and says..."Doc...I've got 7 kids and don't want anymore".. The doctor tells him about a vasectomy...but the scouser says his dole check won't cover the cost... "Ok ,then do this....take the biggest firecracker you can afford,strip naked, light it, put it in a can, hold it to your ear and count to 10" says the doc. So the scouser goes home and on his way buys the biggest firework his dole check will allow.. He gets home,strips naked,lights the firework,puts it in a can and begins counting..... He gets to five...puts the can between his legs and carries on counting.......
A scouser goes to the doctor and says..."Doc...I've got 7 kids and don't want anymore".. The doctor tells him about a vasectomy...but the scouser says his dole check won't cover the cost... "Ok ,then do this....take the biggest firecracker you can afford,strip naked, light it, put it in a can, hold it to your ear and count to 10" says the doc. So the scouser goes home and on his way buys the biggest firework his dole check will allow.. He gets home,strips naked,lights the firework,puts it in a can and begins counting..... He gets to five...puts the can between his legs and carries on counting.......