Sam and Becky 50th wedding anniversary
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering... have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "oh, Sam, why vould you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right, three times..." "Three, hmmm, well when were they?" "Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 yrs old and you really wanted to start that business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked...?" "Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me.... So when was number two?" "Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do the surgery himself and then you were in good shape again...?" "I can't believe it!! Becky, that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life... I couldn't have a more wonderful wife... all right, then, when was number three?" "Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the fishing club? And you were 10 votes short...?"
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering... have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "oh, Sam, why vould you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right, three times..." "Three, hmmm, well when were they?" "Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 yrs old and you really wanted to start that business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked...?" "Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me.... So when was number two?" "Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do the surgery himself and then you were in good shape again...?" "I can't believe it!! Becky, that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life... I couldn't have a more wonderful wife... all right, then, when was number three?" "Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the fishing club? And you were 10 votes short...?"