Salvation Army
A Salvation Army woman was standing outside the wine lodge in Sheffield. She warned everyone who went in about the evils of alcohol. One guy asked her how she could say that about alcohol if she'd never even tried it. After a discussion he persuaded her to try some. "What'll you have?", he asks. "What do women drink?" "Try a Gin and Tonic." "Allright but not in a glass, get me it in a coffee cup, so that people won't notice." The guy goes to the bar and orders a pint of beer and a G & T in a coffee cup. The barman says, "not that fucking Salvation Army woman again?"
A Salvation Army woman was standing outside the wine lodge in Sheffield. She warned everyone who went in about the evils of alcohol. One guy asked her how she could say that about alcohol if she'd never even tried it. After a discussion he persuaded her to try some. "What'll you have?", he asks. "What do women drink?" "Try a Gin and Tonic." "Allright but not in a glass, get me it in a coffee cup, so that people won't notice." The guy goes to the bar and orders a pint of beer and a G & T in a coffee cup. The barman says, "not that fucking Salvation Army woman again?"