Oliver
Oliver, an 8 year-old, well-balanced boy, comes in from school with a gleeful look on his face. 'Mum, guess what?' says Oliver. 'What Oliver?' says his mum. 'I learned something new at school today!' 'Oh, really, what was that?' 'The F word!' 'Oh, you did? Well, you're not using the F word in this house - it's disgusting! Go to your room, you can answer to your father when he gets in' Disappointed, Oliver goes to his room and plays with his video games. Later, his father comes in from work and the mother tells him the news. 'Your son was taught the F word at school today!' says the mother, angrily. 'Really? Unbelievable what they teach these days!' says the shocked father. 'I think you should go and have a word with him at least' says the mother. The father went to his son's room to have the chat. 'Oliver, your mother tells me that you learned a new word at school today' said the father. 'Yes dad, it starts with F and ends with M' said Oliver. 'Oh ... it ends with M? Me and your mother must have been mistaken! It's all right Oliver, you can go out and play with your friends' said the father. 'No' said Oliver. 'Fuck 'em'