Old man having robbers in his house
An old man woke up in the middle of the night to find that 3 burglars were robbing his garden shed. He went to his phone and quickly dialled 999. "Hello police, there are 3 burglars stealing items from my garden shed" "Ok sir, we will send someone over as soon as they are in your area" 15 minutes gone and the police have not turned up. The man once again rang the police: "Hello, yes i just called about the burglars in my garden. You dont have to worry no more because i shot them all dead" Within 10 minutes an armed response unit, helicopter, 5 police cars and a dog unit appeared at the scene. The police caught the burglars red handed. The Chief Constable confused said to the old man "I thought you said you shot these 3 dead?" "And i thought you said you didnt have anyone in the area?"
An old man woke up in the middle of the night to find that 3 burglars were robbing his garden shed. He went to his phone and quickly dialled 999. "Hello police, there are 3 burglars stealing items from my garden shed" "Ok sir, we will send someone over as soon as they are in your area" 15 minutes gone and the police have not turned up. The man once again rang the police: "Hello, yes i just called about the burglars in my garden. You dont have to worry no more because i shot them all dead" Within 10 minutes an armed response unit, helicopter, 5 police cars and a dog unit appeared at the scene. The police caught the burglars red handed. The Chief Constable confused said to the old man "I thought you said you shot these 3 dead?" "And i thought you said you didnt have anyone in the area?"