Lie detector robot
Fred was a sucker for any kind of new gadget or gizmo, and his wife Mary had long ago given up trying to get him to change So she merely sighed when he came home with another one of his impulse buys ... a robot that Fred claimed was actually a lie detector. At six o'clock that day, their 12-year-old son Tommy got home from school, over two hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you so late?' demanded Fred. 'Me and a couple of pals went to the library to do our homework,' said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him clean out of his chair. 'Son,' said Fred, 'this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school.' 'We went to Billy's house and watched a movie,' said Tommy. 'What was the movie?' asked Mary. 'The Ten Commandments,' answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and slapped him again, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said: 'I'm sorry I lied. We actually watched a video called Naughty Nina.' 'I'm really disappointed in you, son,' said Fred. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to Fred and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Mary doubled over in laughter, almost in tears. 'Boy, you asked for that one,' she said. 'Don't be too hard on Tommy, what can you expect? After all, he is your son!' The robot walked around to Mary and slapped her! :hehe:
Fred was a sucker for any kind of new gadget or gizmo, and his wife Mary had long ago given up trying to get him to change So she merely sighed when he came home with another one of his impulse buys ... a robot that Fred claimed was actually a lie detector. At six o'clock that day, their 12-year-old son Tommy got home from school, over two hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you so late?' demanded Fred. 'Me and a couple of pals went to the library to do our homework,' said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him clean out of his chair. 'Son,' said Fred, 'this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school.' 'We went to Billy's house and watched a movie,' said Tommy. 'What was the movie?' asked Mary. 'The Ten Commandments,' answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and slapped him again, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said: 'I'm sorry I lied. We actually watched a video called Naughty Nina.' 'I'm really disappointed in you, son,' said Fred. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to Fred and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Mary doubled over in laughter, almost in tears. 'Boy, you asked for that one,' she said. 'Don't be too hard on Tommy, what can you expect? After all, he is your son!' The robot walked around to Mary and slapped her! :hehe: