John Terry
Apparently it also urinates into a cup if you pour too much booze down its neck.
The Christmas present we've all been waiting for.
The inevitable 'priceless' treatment.
You're going to need more than an umbrella to shelter under when that shot eventually comes down to earth.
A double banana skin? You'd have thought JT would have seen that com
And just in case you fancied a pair yourself, here they are.
And for the more fashion conscious among you, the trainer version.
'John Terry: you're fired. Er, hang on - I meant Avram
Apparently it also urinates into a cup if you pour too much booze down its neck.
The Christmas present we've all been waiting for.
The inevitable 'priceless' treatment.
You're going to need more than an umbrella to shelter under when that shot eventually comes down to earth.
A double banana skin? You'd have thought JT would have seen that com
And just in case you fancied a pair yourself, here they are.
And for the more fashion conscious among you, the trainer version.
'John Terry: you're fired. Er, hang on - I meant Avram