Italian family
Every Sunday an Italian family with 3 grown sons sits down together for dinner. One evening the patriarch, sitting at the head of the table, looks across the table at his brood and can't contain himself any longer. He starts into a diatribe yelling at the first son: "Giovanni, look at yourself, you fat-a fuck! You barely fit in-a the chair! How da' fuck did you get so fucking fat?!?" Giovanni replies, "Oh, papa. I'm-a so sorry, but I can't-a resist mama's lasagna. I just-a want to eat the whole fucking plate." "You need to take-a small-a bites, you fat-a fuck, and you may lose a couple thousand pounds" the father retorts. The father then turns his focus to another son. "Rocco, stop-a laughing. You're no fucking smaller, you fat-a fuck. You barely fit-a through the fucking door. How the fuck did-a you get so fucking fat?!? "Oh papa." Rocco replys. "I'm-a sorry, I just can't-a get enough of mama's rigatoni. It's-a so good. I just-a can't stop eating it once I start" The father, barely controlling his rage, responds "Rocco, like your lard-ass-a brother, you need to take-a small-a bite's and lose a couple of tons, you fat-a fuck!" Finally he addresses his 3rd son. "Now look at you Giorgio. Your gelatinous siblings could learn a thing or two from-a you." "You're slim, handsome, successful and-a the women, they adore you! Tell your brother's how you do it so they can-a follow your example." "Oh papa" Giorgio responds, "I don't-a eat mama's cooking... I only eat-a pussy!" wait for it The father is shocked. "Pussy!?! Giorgio, that tastes-a like-a shit!" "Oh papa... you have to take-a small-a bites."
Every Sunday an Italian family with 3 grown sons sits down together for dinner. One evening the patriarch, sitting at the head of the table, looks across the table at his brood and can't contain himself any longer. He starts into a diatribe yelling at the first son: "Giovanni, look at yourself, you fat-a fuck! You barely fit in-a the chair! How da' fuck did you get so fucking fat?!?" Giovanni replies, "Oh, papa. I'm-a so sorry, but I can't-a resist mama's lasagna. I just-a want to eat the whole fucking plate." "You need to take-a small-a bites, you fat-a fuck, and you may lose a couple thousand pounds" the father retorts. The father then turns his focus to another son. "Rocco, stop-a laughing. You're no fucking smaller, you fat-a fuck. You barely fit-a through the fucking door. How the fuck did-a you get so fucking fat?!? "Oh papa." Rocco replys. "I'm-a sorry, I just can't-a get enough of mama's rigatoni. It's-a so good. I just-a can't stop eating it once I start" The father, barely controlling his rage, responds "Rocco, like your lard-ass-a brother, you need to take-a small-a bite's and lose a couple of tons, you fat-a fuck!" Finally he addresses his 3rd son. "Now look at you Giorgio. Your gelatinous siblings could learn a thing or two from-a you." "You're slim, handsome, successful and-a the women, they adore you! Tell your brother's how you do it so they can-a follow your example." "Oh papa" Giorgio responds, "I don't-a eat mama's cooking... I only eat-a pussy!" wait for it The father is shocked. "Pussy!?! Giorgio, that tastes-a like-a shit!" "Oh papa... you have to take-a small-a bites."