Irish Joke
Mick & Paddy are reading headstones in churchyard ,Mick says 'Hey paddy theres a bloke here who was 152' Paddy says , 'what was his name' Mick replies , 'Miles From London'

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LVD & Andy were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and have to continue working in Burger King for the rest of their lives. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a _________.” LVD was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn’t watching, he tapped Andy on the shoulder. “Pssst. Andy. What’s the answer to the last question?” Andy laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn’t noticed then he turned to LVD. “LVD, you’re so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm.” “Oh yeah,” said LVD. “I remember now.” He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Andys shoulder again, he whispered, “Andy, how do you spell farm?” “You are really dumb, LVD. That’s so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O.” :D

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That's so good I just posted it on another forum but i've replaced me and 'The Human Dictionary' with Blues fans :clap: :clap: :clap:

Very good Holte :clap: made me laugh Could have used one of the others though :hehe:

classic . :hehe: