I want a train set
A little boy comes down to breakfast and says to his Mother, "Mam, I want an electric train set!" She gives him a clip round the ear, tells him to eat his breakfast and get off to school. He comes home from school, sits down for his dinner and says to his Mother, "Mam, can we play Mummies and Daddies?" He gets another even bigger smack round the head and is sent up to bed. This goes on every day for a week. The Mother tells the Father about the son wanting to play Mummies and Daddies. The Father says, "go along with it, I'm sure it's all quite innocent." When the Father goes off to work on the Monday, the son comes down for breakfast and says, "Mam, I want an electric train set!" He gets the usual clip round the ear. After school, he asks if they can play Mummies and Daddies. "Oh, all right, today we'll play Mummies and Daddies." "Right," says the lad, "you get into bed and I'll finish me dinner". The Mother did as instructed. When the lad had finished his dinner, he went upstairs and into the bedroom. He looked at his Mother in the bed and then went to his Dad's wardrobe, put his Dad's jacket and flat cap on, turned to his Mother and said, "right, you, get your fat arse out of that bed and get dressed, we're going to the shops to buy the lad a train set!"
A little boy comes down to breakfast and says to his Mother, "Mam, I want an electric train set!" She gives him a clip round the ear, tells him to eat his breakfast and get off to school. He comes home from school, sits down for his dinner and says to his Mother, "Mam, can we play Mummies and Daddies?" He gets another even bigger smack round the head and is sent up to bed. This goes on every day for a week. The Mother tells the Father about the son wanting to play Mummies and Daddies. The Father says, "go along with it, I'm sure it's all quite innocent." When the Father goes off to work on the Monday, the son comes down for breakfast and says, "Mam, I want an electric train set!" He gets the usual clip round the ear. After school, he asks if they can play Mummies and Daddies. "Oh, all right, today we'll play Mummies and Daddies." "Right," says the lad, "you get into bed and I'll finish me dinner". The Mother did as instructed. When the lad had finished his dinner, he went upstairs and into the bedroom. He looked at his Mother in the bed and then went to his Dad's wardrobe, put his Dad's jacket and flat cap on, turned to his Mother and said, "right, you, get your fat arse out of that bed and get dressed, we're going to the shops to buy the lad a train set!"