Father and Daughter
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two insects mating. "Daddy, what are thoth two doing?" she asked. "They're getting married" her father replied. "What do you call the inthect on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "Tho, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No dear. Both of them are called Daddy Longlegs." replied her father smiling at the innocent response. The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then angrily stamped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain bollocks in OUR garden."
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two insects mating. "Daddy, what are thoth two doing?" she asked. "They're getting married" her father replied. "What do you call the inthect on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "Tho, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No dear. Both of them are called Daddy Longlegs." replied her father smiling at the innocent response. The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then angrily stamped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain bollocks in OUR garden."