Business trip
One day a husband has to take a business trip for a few weeks. Thinking that his wife may have the urge to cheat on him while he's gone, he goes to a sex shop to get a dildo. The lady behind the counter says, " Well, I have a brand new dildo, and its magic. What it does is it will fuck wherever you say to fuck. For example, you say magic dildo, pussy, it will fuck your pussy." So the man says what the hell and gets it and takes it home to his wife. After he leaves she decides to take it for a spin. She says "Magic Dildo, pussy" and the dildo starts gettin it on with her. She thinks its great and when shes ready to stop she realizes that her husband didnt tell her how to stop it. She starts screamin out stop, quit, halt, cease, but no word works so she goes out to her car and starts driving butt naked. Shes hitting 80 mph and she gets pulled over by a state trooper. The cop asks her why she was going so fast and she says" Well my husband bought me a magic dildo and i cant get it to stop so im going to the hospital to get help." The cop says " Magic dildo, my ass