Another Mark Speight Joke...
TV Presenter Mark Speight has been found dead by British Transport Police in Paddington Station, His body was covered in paint and he had been stabbed with a pencil and a pair of scissors. Police believe he died of an art attack... Ok that's poor but i still laughed :hehe:

The body of Mark Speight, the childrens TV presenter has been found. Police are looking at the bigger picture of his death though....sent in by Amy 11 of Reading!

Network Rail bosses have promised to cut waiting times at Paddington Station after Mark Speight was left hanging around for 6 days

Mark Speight only hung at Paddington Station after he missed the train to Bridgend !!!!

Pieface - 9/10 Miffa - 8/10 Niz - was going to be 5 but now is 2 after the last effort.

Whats black and white, hungry and sits on a doorstep? Mark Speights' cat :hehe: