A copper in London
A copper in London pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser." The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath." The officer said, "OK then; I need you to come and give a blood sample." The man produced another letter. This one read: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way." So the officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then." The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read, "This man is an American. Please don't take the piss out of him."
A copper in London pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser." The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath." The officer said, "OK then; I need you to come and give a blood sample." The man produced another letter. This one read: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way." So the officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then." The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read, "This man is an American. Please don't take the piss out of him."