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• That Twatish Bastard Gerrard...
• You'll Laugh At This, And You'll Hate Yourself For It
• Santa
• Men V Women
• Relationship Translations
• Advert in Pet Shop Window
• I got 3 Bitches
• Big Mistake...
• Getting into Heaven...
• THEY BEAT ME
• Crossed Wires
• The Wrong Thing To Say
• What not to say to your relate counsellor
• Zero To Hero?
• The Difference Between Men And Women Explained
• Why You Should Never Cheat
• An Irish woman visit her physician
• A Letter To Wossy
• Shipwreck
• Liverpool new signing
• LIVERPOOL
• Santa Claus
• Johnny's swearing problem
• Single, engaged and married :)
• Young novice finally
• Spurs win a game at last
• Tottenham
• RONALDO JOINS REAL MADRID
• Story by a real Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
• 20 Signs You’re Getting Old.........
• 4 Married Guys
• One for Super Carl Mills ;)
• when a harmless prank goes wrong.
• Spliting from his latest girlfriend
• Four football fans
• UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP
• The Internal Revenue Service
• The Inland Revenue
• Oliver
• A man and wife visit dentist's office
• scouser birth control
• The Pope visits the Queen
• techno watch
• A hippie
• 2 loving parents
• Lie detector robot
• Salvation Army
• Old man having robbers in his house
• I want a train set
• 3 Different Ways To Make Love.
• St Peter arrives at the gates of heaven.
• A convicted drug dealer
• Elvis
• eye
• The Bank
• My Mate, The Loner
• Business trip
• Disappearing Ninja trick
• The Sun newspaper editor
• David Sullivan
• did you hear..
• STEVEN & GARETH
• You're getting old when . . .
• hangman
• Alzheimers
• Spring cleaning
• New Weatherspoons Meal-Deal
• Kids Are Awful
• Racist? So what....................sue me!!!!!!!!
• Sam and Becky 50th wedding anniversary
• spicing up your sex life
• Old man goes to the doctors
• Taliban suicide bomber
• 2 Ducks
• Driving through Philadelphia
• A copper in London
• John Terry and Andy Murray
• irritating seat mate
• Police are called to Old Trafford
• Chelsea fan dies on match day
• how to speak essex
• Irish Joke
• John Terry
• the Austrian cellar rapist
• Man Utd new sponsor for next season
• John Terry Vodka
• Didnt take long
• Watchin tv
• Reasons why you should be allowed to get drunk at work
• The Bacon Tree
• Birmingham City Football Club
• Working collecting tickets
• Italian family
• Young boy and American ranch owner
• Scary story............
• Doctor, doctor.............
• wanking
• Aliens have landed
• Father and Daughter
• Man Rules
• lager or guinness
• Doctors
• Son
• Things Never Change
• genuine calls
• The McCartney Divorce
• hummer
• freephone number.
• why i fired my secretary .
• My next holiday
• As They Are The European City Of Culture.....
• Another Mark Speight Joke...
• Bob never lies
• bread
• Poor Taste...
• beckham
• fat bird
• zoo
• quick question for the ladies on here
• Take away joke
• New doctor joke
• better Doctor Joke
• Doctors revenge - awful
• Congi's jokes return with force
• welshman
• fancy dress
• no subject
• Waldo Ultimatum
• Hide & Seek
• Unfortunately Placed Ads
• Mastercard Wedding
• An Appeal
• The 'F' Word
• Women, Eh?
• English Teachers
• Funny..
• Gazza
• forget
• Mustapha Salifou
• Amish sex joke
• Radio Joke
• Niz's first bike.
• Niz's First Day of School
• The Wisdom Of Kevin Keegan
• Joke
• Tesco Condoms
• What's Blue
• Miffa's Joke ...
• Bears
• Sweet love
• Irish Car Recovery
• The Hamster
• Chinese Toy Recalled
• Ainsleys Sausages
• Sex for the first time
• Non Alcholic Beer
• This isn't actually a joke ...
• The Prince's Ball
• Whats the difference?
• Navy Transcript
• Middle aged man and his wife
• Went into a chemist
• The drunk
• The women with her 8 year old
• Blind School
• Peter Kay
• Man and his wife in financial difficulty
• Year 2 class in Bradford
• Husband Super Store
• The Erection
• Frank gets excited
• A little old lady answers the door
• 3 chinese curses
• 7 wise men
• The pilot
• Two priests are off to the showers late one night
• Bra Sizes
• Spooky true story
• A blonde and her Crocdile Shoes
• Possibly the best blonde joke so far !!!
• Male or Female
• Why Us Men Pee Standing Up (1 2)
• The Pope
• Too Much Porn
• If Women Controlled The World
• A week before christmas.
• 3 teenage girls
• Tom and George
• Scotsman and an Englishman who live next door to each other
• Cute old girl‏
• There 1st swear word
• Mr.Sam
• had the best sex of my life last night..
• the lodger
• milk bath
• Tesco technology
• A man who meets his friend
• Short And silly (1 2 3)
• Elephant
• Beggars
• Religion
• Paul Robinson is to launch a new campaign
• NHS Humour
• Elderly farmer
• Stevie Wonder
• Barclays have just released this
• Press Release form International Rugby Board
• Irishman,Aussie and a Scouser
• My husband just sent me this ...
• Chinese Doctor
• Steve McLaren and Wayne Rooney
• A long joke but its worth it
• Nelson and Hardy
• This is just bad
• Harley Davidson
• Young couple
• Fireman
• A tour of the hospital
• Why I fired my secretary
• Clubbers in Yorkshire
• Sales of condoms plummeted in Australia
• Late home from work
• West V's East Donutting Championships
• mcvities
• Never ever
• Lorry driver on the M6
• Neil Armstrong on the moon
• Mother and daughter have a chat about where babys come from
• Simon on Stars in Their Eyes
• 3 blokes at the gates of heaven
• Husband and wife in bed
• Bloke walking around a zoo
• Little Johnny
• Frenchman Scotsman and Irishman
• New Mister Men Book
• If god made a a womens front body
• The muslim on a flight to good old Australia
• Sexually active woman
• The women who goes shopping
• Two men on an island
• ALERT!:
• Psychiatric Hotline
• Male contraceptive
• Man walks into a pub........
• The bloke in the supermarket who bought dog food
• Quiz Show Answers
• Bloke walks into a bar
• The bloke who has to queue in Tesco
• Married man having an affair
• Irish women
• He asked me...
• 2 Dyslexics
• Something to offend everyone.
• Liverpool's Premiership Campaign
• Lampard Back In Training
• Mourinho Joke
• Tickle me emo...
• parachute jump
• bucket
• My latest car accident
• Opera
• Jelly baby
• Hail Mary
• Magic Beer
• Cr*p Joke
• Joke
• staple diet for kids
• elephant
• divorce settlement
• Film Posters
• Liverpool Concerned Over Rafa’s New Idol
• three men
• 2 1/2 Inches
• Glasgow Cop vs London Lawyer
• football headline
• Caught Out
• Letter Of The Day
• 33 Reasons...
• Sunbathing
• Best movie jokes.
• Hangover Ratings for everyone
• "I'd Sooner Be Watching SpongeBob SquarePants"
• The good samaritan (Not)
• Barbecue Time - Antarctic Style
• Why The USA Will Never Win In Iraq
• Two Fantastic Jokes
• Alcohol Warnings
• The guy sitting in a bar
• The guy with his monkey
• Two guys in a bar
• A women in a bar
• Political Jokes (Sent on email)
• Couple in the chinese
• The bloke who dies
• Dead Goldfish
• Sick Leave
• Golfing Nuns
• origami
• A Posh Fu***ng Resteraunt
• 1,2,or 3 ?
• this is
• why do women?
• whipping
• a close shave
• conversation with god
• Harvard Study
• Man and women in a bar
• The doctor having an affair
• The wife who phones her husbands boss
• Two freinds on a golf course
• The Dirty Jokes just keep on coming
• More Dirty Jokes
• Lawyer Jokes
• Naughty jokes
• Gerry and Mary go on honeymoon
• Rude jokes
• Drunk Driver
• Golfing With Wife
• Having Problems With Sex Life
• A Doctor and a Lawyer
• I Was Looking for Sex
• Error Messages for Windows Vista
• George Bush and Dick Cheney
• Fast Service
• the st ives shark
• Glasgow airport
• PADDY
• uk terror level increased
• the place to eat
• Flood Appeal
• Mental Institute
• A boy and his mom
• Polish prostitute
• Hot Air Balloon
• Very very bad.....I am so sorry !!!!!
• Obituary to Common Sense
• Harry Potter
• Holly the Camel
• Because I am a Man !!!
• Ears
• FOR SALE:
• The Magic Tractor
• Latest In Gaming Technology
• Feed The Monkey!
• Edna
• Priceless
• How to make a woman happy
• Quiz Questions and Answers
• NEWSFLASH Police release name of Glasgow terrorist
• Al Qaeda to release Music Album
• Dogs versus women
• stuff
• clock
• Tigers and that
• Did you know
• Argos complaint
• Little Tony
• Best Joke Ever
• Michael Barrymore.....
• The Zulu..
• whats the difference....
• Paddy & Murphy
• What do you get with an Egg, Monkey Face, and Big Ears?
• All Daddy Wanted ...
• Adam and Eve in Saudi Arabia
• Why wedding dresses are white
• Life Lesson
• gascoigne leaves hospital
• ferrari vs kia babes
• we've won it six times!
• she remote
• What caused the accident???
• Some Breaking News!!!
• Contagious
• Stock Cubes
• Ronnie Barker Tribute
• Farmer Ken
• Apple: at the forefront of new technology...........
• West Ham's New Club Crest
• Blue nose fans
• Chelsea fans have to watch the cup final on NTL
• A Game Is Not Won Until It Is Lost
• Molly The Camel
• Vanilla Pudding
• Old Is When ...
• Victoria Beckham's brain strikes again
• Gandhi
• the best engine
• GCSE Answers
• Phillip Carter's helicopter...
• Police in the US...
• Big Sale Of These On Ebay.
• If You Upset The Wife........
• racism
• wabbit
• dog style
• a bloke walks into a bar..........
• taliban t.v.
• Please be aware this link shows porn,so tell the kids to get
• Aniversary
• tiger woods
• Want A Job?
• Kids Write About The Sea
• AK Goes On Anti George Bush Protest
• Why The Ice Caps Are Melting
• Ultimate Women's Body Piercing
• Gone Fishing
• Fancy Footwork
• don't piss off the keeper
• virginia tech
• More Community Service For Boy George
• Small Heath Play Group
• New St Andrews Turnstile Unveiled
• Another racist Irish joke
• Idiots
• sweetie
• Shipwrecked
• Blues Barbie
• Amazing Jokes
• Smart Arse Answers
• Rabbit walks into a hardware store...
• Lasting Longer
• Perfect Marriage
• A few classics to make you groan
• Diet
• Party piece
• Bloke and the amazon
• Taking The Wife Out.......
• New Bar At Blose Ground
• Letter From Osama
• Road Safety Advice
• Official Announcement
• Construction Site
• Groaner for Friday
• Commentatorisms
• The Old Cowboy
• The photographer
• The Afterlife
• Drunk guy in the rain
• DBTW's New Business in Amsterdam
• New Bloose Ground
• What get's lighter....
• 32 Red Announce New Sponsorship Deal
• The World's Worst Hunting Dog
• how
• top ten thoughts to ponder
• West Ham Sale Now On!
• Child Hood
• Good Joke
• hung
• Women At ATMs
• Kinky Just Got Bad
• You Called It What??
• Good Morning Satan
• Attn: Entrepreneurs (1 2)
• FBI
• Never Drive And Use A Mobile
• Bad Pussy
• Quick, A Beer
• Hollywood Agent
• Leprechaun
• Marriage
• Cows
• prostitute
• Leicester joke
• Nymphomaniac Convention
• They're Really Struggling In The Lower Leagues
• Cooking Eggs
• Polish Immigrant
• noel edmonds
• my wife
• Warning To Pieface
• Sickipedia
• Letter To Her Husband
• next time you're in Tescos
• Ex Hooker
• News in brief
• lottery winner
• Good Joke....Wrong Name
• The World as America knows it...
• "Go Play While I Go To The Pub"
• NHS Are Now Employing Foreign Dentists
• New - Microsoft Vista OS
• One NOT For The Eyes Of Kari
• Pharmacist
• One Night Stands
• Advice re: Men (you'll all like this one too)
• So True.
• A warning for B&Q customers...
• Mr Honda
• Pregnancy Problem
• The Government Cat
• The Poodle and the Leopard
• Also So True ... You'll All Like This
• Aye-Pod
• B & Q Scam (1 2)
• Courtesy of B3ta...
• The Sensitive Man
• Paternity Claim
• Speeding Ticket
• Lost Puppy
• waist
• oranges
• nicotine patch
• Jades New Perfume
• Shit Jokes
• Er ... this is bad
• Joke
• Bored Doctors NSFW
• Odd Video
• Great car ad!!