3 Different Ways To Make Love.
A Frenchman, an Italian and an English bloke are sitting in a pub. The Frenchman suddenly announces "After I make love to my woman, I kiss the back of her neck and she rises a foot above the bed." The Italian replies "Well, after I make love to my woman, I kiss her on the back of her neck and she rises 10 feet above the bed." The Englishman decides to go one better: "Pah! After I'm done knobbing my bird, I wipe my bits on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof!"
A Frenchman, an Italian and an English bloke are sitting in a pub. The Frenchman suddenly announces "After I make love to my woman, I kiss the back of her neck and she rises a foot above the bed." The Italian replies "Well, after I make love to my woman, I kiss her on the back of her neck and she rises 10 feet above the bed." The Englishman decides to go one better: "Pah! After I'm done knobbing my bird, I wipe my bits on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof!"